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Top 10 Reasons Roller Derby is F*in Awesome!

Ξ March 21st, 2009 |

10. You get to hangout with a wide variety of cool girls.

9. Ass cheeks hanging out of booty shorts is perfectly acceptable.. .and well encouraged.

8. You suddenly are no longer fearful of falling because you grew a set of imaginary balls.

7. Men over 30 love you and think you are totally awesome (not necessarily a good thing).

6. Leg whips are pretty cool.

5. Drunken skating after games (although it hurts like hell the next day).

4. Hot sexy pictures that your b/f can drool over.

3. You get to take your aggression out on each other and never say you're "sorry".

2. Sweat, sweat and more sweat because its the toughest workout ever.

1. You will never experience such awesome team work again in your life (in any other sport!). 

~ Miss Phat Booty #39"