Led by the bountiful, Miss Phat Booty, and badgirl MaHotma Blondhi, the Turnpike Parolees are a ruthless group of offenders who wield tri-blocks like deadly weapons.

Don't let their good looks fool you, these feisty felons, have master-minded many an artful con against lesser opponents.

2012 Team Members

Miss Phat Booty Rank: Captain Number: 39" Slogan: She's got junk in the trunk and we don't mean pirate booty. Position: Blocker/Pivot/Jammer Yrs in Derby: 4		MaHotma Blondhi Number: 1932 Slogan: Fast unto death. Position: Blocker/Jammer/Pivot Yrs in Derby: 3
Curly Suicide Number: 22 Slogan: Try to take her down and you'll be left hanging. Position: Blocker Yrs in Derby: 2		Ginger Shred Number: 320 degrees Slogan: This cookie doesn't crumble under pressure. Position: Jammer/Pivot Yrs in Derby: 2
Mary Kill Number: 34th Street Slogan: You'll need a miracle to stand up to Mary Kill. Position: Jammer/Pivot Yrs in Derby: 2		Midge Might Monster Number: M1STK Slogan: Straight out of your worst nightmares. Position: Blocker/Jammer/Pivot Yrs in Derby: 2
Scarlett O'hell Yeah Number: Slogan: Frankly, I don't give a damn. Position: Blocker/Jammer/Pivot Yrs in Derby: 3		Sgt. Swagga Number: Slogan: Pledge allegiance to the swag. Position:  Blocker/Jammer/Pivot Yrs in Derby: 2Punch! Position: Blocker Yrs in Derby: 3
Starbucks with a Whip Number: 20 oz. Slogan: 20 oz of her will keep you up all night Position: Blocker Yrs in Derby: 2		Wreck Liz Number: 8==D Slogan: She's not the girl you wanna take home to mama -- known for her wreckless endangerment! Position: Blocker Yrs in Derby: 3
Retired Members
Killer Bee Cups Number: (0) (0) Slogan: You're gonna need these kleenex more than she does. Position: Blocker/Jammer/Pivot Yrs in Derby: 2		KillHerAKrylic Number: 5 to 10 Slogan: She won't take your mani or your pedi drama. Position: Blocker Yrs in Derby: 2
Neurotic Nightingale Rank: Former Captain Number: Slogan: She so sick she'll send you to the psych ward. Position: Pivot/Jammer Yrs in Derby: 3